Tuesday 23 June 2015

Woman knows everything about London after going there once with Chan Brothers, set to become next tourism ambassador

Posted By: Hips Tan - Tuesday, June 23, 2015

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23 Jun, Singapore - 52 year old Singaporean woman Zhen Lihai knows a lot, but there is no doubting her in-depth knowledge built over days of experience of the sights and sounds a tourist should experience in the UK city of London, having been there once for a total of 3 days on a tour with Chan Brothers.

"Wah, I tell you ah, in London, you must go to Times Square and Big Ben! And Harrods! Then you must try their tea and scones. Then, you must try their marmite! Very good!!!" she says. "I really enjoyed my trip to. All my friends children got go and study one, their university also VERY beautiful you know?"

Zhen demonstrates this knowledge to every relative and friend she meets, telling them about the diversity of experience that can only have come from following a guided tour in Mandarin for 3 days. And it is paying off, with the City of London reportedly offering her a position as an ambassador to the people of Singapore.

She feels her role will be especially useful to students who couldn't get into local universities and choose to study in the UK instead. "Yah, my son ah, he study at the UNIVERSITY OF SICKNEY you know? Har? Sickney not in UK ah? Aiyah, all the same lah, all also angmoh country."

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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