Saturday 27 May 2017

New app in South Korea invented for mothers to object to their children's marriages

Posted By: Hips Tan - Saturday, May 27, 2017
5 December - Based on Singaporeans' intimate knowledge of South Korean culture having watched (or being forced to watch when everybody has the channel on) at least 100 Korean drama serials, serial entrepreuner Zhen Li Hai has invented a new app similar to Tinder for South Korean mothers to object to their children's marriages, forming the basis of what we know about South Korean life from drama serials.

It is expected that with the high technological take up in South Korea, and the fact that all South Koreans have Samsung mobile phones, elderly Korean mothers (i.e. ajumas) will be able to streamline the process of rejecting their childrens' selected spouses, and speed up about half of most of the drama serials, freeing them (and all the K-Drama addicts) for real, productive work.

It is expected that future versions of the app could assist presidents of South Korean conglomerates find their long-lost heirs, which would also speed up the other half of most of South Korean drama serials, meaning that we will all have to go back to watching Tanglin or whatever Channel 5 tries to pass off as TV these days with Singaporeans speaking in perfect English.

At press time, it was heard that the Singaporean Gahmen would be coming up with a similar app that totally doesn't copy this entrepreneur, even though the colour scheme is the same. Spokesman for the Kollaboration Agency of Productivity And Kompanies (KAPOK), which is a joint kollaboration with our friends from Malaysia, who is a retired Colonel with significant business experience buying overpriced supplies for the army, Col. Da Ping, said that Singaporeans need to be more entrepreunerial and it is all your fault that you Singaporeans aren't entrepreunerial enough so we need to bring in foreign talent who can develop good apps like these.

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