Former Presidential Candidate Tan Jee Say had a political change of heart today when he announced a collaboration between his recently formed Singapore First Party (SF) and the Singaporean Swingers Sex Party (SSSP). The two organisations are forming a coalition called the the Singapore Orgy Party (SOP) in an attempt to collectively maximum the number of constituencies they can put up a challenge in the next General Election, widely touted to take place late this year.
"I'm proud to unveil this partnership today," Mr Tan declared, "it finally combines the libertarian polices of the SSSP and our intent to give Singaporeans plenty of choices where it comes to opposition parties."
Mr Tan insisted the disparity between the two parties would not be a hindrance to his campaign, "Yes, there are a lot of differences," he admitted, "the SSSP's main vision is pushing for sexual freedoms. On the other hand, one of our mission statements in Singapore First Party is to liberate Singaporeans from GST. So we are able to find a common factor that both parties value. This is exactly the diversity that Singaporeans need at the moment."
Mr Tan waved away the notion that Singapore is too small to have so many political parties and such an environment will serve to dilute opposing votes against the incumbent. "Well, it is not that we do not believe in the benefits of a larger coalition," he clarified, "we had tried inviting Low Thia Khiang and Chee Soon Juan as well as their party members but none of them are wise enough to work together for the benefit of opposition voters."
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