Government exploring possibility of listing on stock exchange

28 May - The successful listing of public infrastructure and services delivery giant SMRT (Sekarang Mampos Really Teruk) with no drop in service standards, as it continues to dominate its core industries in shopping malls, wireless communications (WIFI), and retains its highly-valued social media presence, valued by some accountant at $888 million because he is pantang, and its minor, most unimportant job of running the train network, has made the government consider the possibility of listing itself on the stock exchange.

It is expected the benefits of listing the government on the stock exchange will be that minister salaries will finally be pegged to the private sector after they took a giant pay cut to join the public service when they could have been getting much more in the private sector, and will allow the government, like SMRT, to concentrate on its core business of developing and delivering essential policies such as banning lesbian themed music videos.

It is believe streamlining their operations and possibly outsourcing routine work like fixing opposition politicians and rude teenagers will also give them "organizational synergies", whatever that means.

It is expected the juicy, underwriting job of listing the government will go to a reputable firm with at least $1 in their share capital like Alamak Investor Mampos (AIM).