Friday, 15 May 2015

Toto's problem? Not enough tickets are bought.

Posted By: Hips Tan - Friday, May 15, 2015

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Singapore, 15 May - Following a Minister's eloquent and comprehensively researched and well thought out recommendation that football's problem in Singapore, was that not enough kids were playing it, gamblers around Singapore are picking up the analogy and wisdom imparted by the Minister. 

Ai Pua Kiao, 53, said, "The problem with why I didn't strike Toto despite buying for the last 30 years, is because not enough tickets were bought. I believe if I widen the ticket pipeline and buy more numbers, there is a higher chance of producing quality results during the draw." 

Minister for Wealth, Cai Shen Ye, agrees, and repeated what Ai Pua Kiao just said by paraphrasing. "I believe if you widen the ticket pipeline and buy more numbers, there is a higher chance of producing quality results."

A task force, led by Mr. Yan Fei, will study the problem and be based at the offices of an undisclosed Clementi hawker centre. It is expected this task force will consist of industry experts, including Mr. Jia Taxi, Ms. Huang Lian Po, and will table its recommendations on the development of a strategy on the numbers to pick. 

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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