Tuesday, 19 May 2015

Sungei Kadut pimps jailed, received BCA award

Posted By: Hips Tan - Tuesday, May 19, 2015

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ENTERPRISING Sungei Kadut pimps who made news recently by using pockets along a railway corridor as their prostitution base were hit with a unexpected reversal of fortune last Saturday.

The CEO of the prostitution syndicate, Mr Oor Gwee Kong was investigated by the police after a tip off by an anonymous jogger named Bao Toh Kia, which resulted in Oor being charged and sentenced to 3 months in prison. 

However this did not stop them from being nominated for several categories in the annual Building & Construction Authority (BCA) awards, including the Creative Use of Office Space Award which Mr Oor eventually won.

BCA's spokeman told Condemn Nation News that while BCA does not condone illegal businesses, recognizing excellence has no boundaries. "This is meritocracy. Mr Oor was imprisoned for his crimes but he should be rightly awarded for his achievements as well," he said.

Mr Oor and his syndicate inmates eventually received their awards in prison.

Meanwhile, the Urban Redevelopment Authority (URA) has expressed interest in hiring Mr Oor and his team as their planning consultant after they served their term. In their statement posted on URA Facebook page last Saturday regarding this, "URA is proud to be a supporter of the Yellow Ribbon Project. At the same time, we also recognise talent and we will go all out to pay top dollars if we come across suitable talent to take our organisation to greater heights. Thus our decision (to hire Mr Oor) is the perfect marriage of our core values."

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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