Friday 15 May 2015

PM Lee to release source code for detecting HDB defects

Posted By: Hips Tan - Friday, May 15, 2015

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Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong's generous sharing of his Sudoku solver source code received a thunderous worldwide acclamation. 

A Russian tourist, Adkat Bolaski told CN, "I wish my Prime Minister is so smart and refined like Mr Lee. Our PM is only interested in puttin' bears down."

Meanwhile PM Lee's inspirational feat continues to send a wind of change over the Sudoku community. 

"I used to struggle to finish a puzzle within a bus ride," Sudoku addict, Li Bo Nao revealed. "With PM's solver, I can solve 5 puzzles before my bus reaches my destination. I really enjoy filling up the pages with the solutions provided by PM's genius," she beamed with pride.

A statement was released by the PMO at noon about Prime Minister Lee's current exciting project - a source code for detecting HDB defects to combat the exponential increase of cases in recent years. The most recent defect reported was the bursting of a sewerage pipe of a new BTO HDB flat, causing the owners to leave home for a few days. (pictured left)

"This revolutionary source code will serve Singaporeans to an unprecedented level. A team of experts will be roped in to assist the Prime Minister for timely completion with our SG50 celebrations this year," conclude the statement.

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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