Sunday, 24 May 2015

Concerned parents urge MDA to ban Youtube after her female dog turns lesbian

Posted By: Hips Tan - Sunday, May 24, 2015

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The Morality Desolation Authority (MDA) has sent bans notices to television and radio stations in the country so as not to air Jolin Tsai's MV. The MV features a wedding scene between Jolin and another Taiwanese celebrity, Ruby Lin, which has been identified as a threat to national security.

The ban sparked a rage of responses from concerned parents, who wrote to MDA to demand the directive to ban popular video steaming site, Youtube, as their children are viewing the banned MV online instead.

Leading the campaign is 42 year old SAF regular, Mr See Bei Gong, who saw the need to garner support from Singaporean parents to collectively put pressure on MDA after witnessing his pet bitch lick the genitals of her neighbour's bitch. According to Mr See, that took place right after his dog took a peek as he checked out Jolin's MV on Youtube.

"This has never happened before," Mr See explained, "it will be dire if this plague spreads to our children."

"It .... it was still there the last time I checked," another nervous parent stammered during a call-in to Condemn Nation Radio this morning, "I had to take a day off from work to confess in the church for watching it. I've sinned. I demand for MDA to get it off Youtube immediately or ban all Singaporeans from Youtube altogether and I mean now!"

The parent claimed he has made a police report and demand for swift action in aid to put even more pressure on the MDA, lest teenagers decide to try out unapproved sexual experiments.

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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