Sunday, 24 May 2015

Singapore aims to put satire pages out of business

Posted By: Hips Tan - Sunday, May 24, 2015

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24 May, Singapore - Satire pages, long the ire of the Singapore government with the conservative and tightly controlled state media, may be a thing of the past with the latest innovation by the Singapore government.

The strategy involves creating videos and propaganda so bad that even satire writers are choking on their lattes,  stumped on how to make fun of them, and collectively deciding to close their websites to rethink their relevance and strategy in a dynamic business environment.

It is believed writers at credible and respected sites like this one, and New Nation, will have to get real jobs now, and Singapore is thinking of patenting this strategy and selling it to the United States so they can get rid of annoying sites like The Onion (USA) and Waterford Whispers News (Ireland), making this Singapore's latest innovation and technology export that will feature at National Day Parades.

Examples of some of these videos:


About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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