Friday, 22 May 2015

Success stories today: Mr. Porno Sakkuporn

Posted By: Hips Tan - Friday, May 22, 2015

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22 May, Bangkok - Thai advertisements are renown for either being very touching:






Or very funny:





Even Namwee, kind of the Malaysian and more talented version of Roy Ngerng, sang an entire song about a Thai girl.



So, to the shock and horror of fellow Thai countrymen and bored office workers and students all over the world who rely on Thai ads and the 3 Thai words we know for a source of entertainment, Mr. Porno Sakkuporn, an advertising executive, couldn't live up to the expectations and created a Thai ad that was neither funny nor touching.

He was outcast by his friends and felt like a social misfit, he says. Even his foreigner friends gave him dirty looks, and didn't believe him when he told them Thai people don't eat tom yum soup everyday; he felt he had lost credibility.

However, Mr. Porno picked himself up and is now studying for a degree in the prestigious Southern Pacific University, and will be invited by the Singaporean government to fill a professional position that Singaporeans don't want to fill. "I belieeve, that, Singapore is great country!"



About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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