Monday, 18 May 2015

Mediacorp to install railings for aging Jeanette Aw

Posted By: Hips Tan - Monday, May 18, 2015

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STAGE crew officials of Mediacorp have today confirmed that railings will be installed on future Star Awards show to guarantee the repeat of Jeanette Aw's accident during Star Awards 2015 will be prevented.

Stage manager Humpty Ou told Condemn Nation News that the initiative was designed especially for Jeanette Aw, who won the Most Popular Artiste Ever Award among the string of awards last month.

"We are expecting Jeanette to walk away with awards again in the coming year. Therefore, 2.4km of hand-railings will be installed in time for the next award show."

Humpty confirmed that the specially designed handrails, which cost Mediacorp close to $2.3million, have already been ordered from The Golden Age, the most popular elder-care company in Singapore.

Mediacorp told CN that the money will be well spent because it ensures that our aging national treasure will be protected from further harm.

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Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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