28 May - With the latest fashionable body the "Dad Bod", and claims that girls like pot-bellied men more because of various reasons like how they make them feel less insecure about their own bodies, and they make them feel safe and cared for (no, really), men like 46 year old Uncle Tan are rejoicing."Last time, people make fun of me cannot drive bus because belly too big cannot reach sterling wheel," Uncle Tan said. "Now, see who laugh louder! I'm going to quit my bus driver job and write a cook book!"
Uncle Tan has been inspired to share his secrets to a great Dad Bod, and is currently writing his cookbook, which he expects to call "I'm too sexy for my shirt". His mistress, Hu Li Jing, is very impressed. "His body is very the sexy wor!"
For this publication, he has given us one of his secret recipes for a light afternoon snack that should get you your desired Dad Bod within weeks.
6 bottles Anchor beer (Tiger also can)
3 bags of peanuts
1 plate of Char Kway Teow / Cai Tao Kuay
1 plate of Orh Luak
1 bucket of KFC crispy chicken, 24 piece
6 mugs of Guinness Stout
Instructions: Long zhong sa ga liao. Bo tah bo lam pa!!!!!
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