27 May, Singapore - Following the residents of troubled DBSS (Da Bai Sibei Suay) scheme Trivelis flats in Clementi being given a "goodwill package", scholars are chancing upon this latest innovation for the next release of flats to offer "goodwill packages". It is believed this, and the latest flurry of releases of flats to ease housing cost pressures, has absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming election and will definitely not lead to a supply glut.
"Obviously, peasants, I mean people, don't know how difficult it is to build a good project. There are many cost pressures on our developers, especially labour cost, since Singaporeans only want to work in comfortable, air-conditioned offices and don't want to work in dangerous construction jobs for pittances and stay in dormitories without alcohol," said Mr. Ho Tak Chek, a scholar, from his comfortable air conditioned office.
"Since it is inevitable we will have to cut corners because it is Singaporeans fault, we have showed that we are forward planning and propose that we anticipate and plan the goodwill packages."
It is believed that the goodwill packages will consist of free massage parlour vouchers available at the massage parlours that will be built at the foot of these blocks after they are built.
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