Saturday, 16 May 2015

Singapore will not accept refugees, refers them to ICA instead

Posted By: Hips Tan - Saturday, May 16, 2015

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16 May, Singapore -


"As a small country with limited land, Singapore is not in a position to accept any persons seeking political asylum or refugee status, regardless of their ethnicity or place of origin,"said an MHA spokesperson, in response to queries from local news channel, Channel NewsAsia.
- The Online Citizen, 16 May. 

Our immigration analyst and expert on everything because he is from an Angmoh country, Mr. Peter Angmohman, encourages the refugees to get unaccredited degrees from Southern Pacific University before trying again, and applying to the ICA and IDA instead as they will be evaluated on their previous experience and not their political asylum or refugee status.

"There are actually many options for them but it seems they have received very bad legal advice," Angmohman said. "In fact, there is probably a road show going to their home town next month to try to recruit university students for scholarships because we all know young Singaporeans have no interest in going to university. If they had waited another month they would have been at freshman orientation games motorboating some young girls rather than trying to come here on a boat."

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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