Sunday 24 May 2015

PM Lee Ang Ku Kueh thrower identified as 17 year old Gan Cheng Hoo

Posted By: Hips Tan - Sunday, May 24, 2015

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17 year old teenage dissident Gan Cheng Hoo has been identified after throwing an Ang Ku Kueh at Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong when he was addressing the audience during last week's annual PAP Grassroots Forum. Gan narrowly missed PM Lee's face and managed to escape arrest. According to a witness, Gan was believed to have masqueraded as a PAP grassroot member and sneaked out in the chaos undetected.

Gan was almost arrested after he struck again last night during the NTUC Night, where PM Lee was invited as the Guest-of-Honour. Unfortunately, his precision in his throw was matched with enough power to knock PM Lee off his podium to the floor. As a result, PM Lee suffered a slight concussion and was sent to the Singapore General Hospital for treatment. Gan managed to avoid arrest for the second time and made yet another uncanny escape after making a victory lap around the auditorium.

However the 17 year old assured reporters it wasn't over. Condemn Nation News received an email from one who claimed to be PM Lee's assailant. "You may have won the battle, Lee." the two sentenced email said, "but we all know who will win the war." Gan did not explain his anger towards PM Lee but the teenage Ang Ku Kueh thrower seemed dismissive of PM Lee's facial features in general and signed off the email as Gan Cheng Hoo.

The police urge all Singaporeans to provide any information of Gan and guarantee anonymity except for mandatory updates of your NRIC and name of their Facebook page to garner precious traffic in bid to win the Most Popular Defence Unit award ending this month.

Meanwhile, PM Lee has been discharged from SGH with 12-weeks MC.

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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