Friday, 15 May 2015

New department to be created to answer unaccredited degree queries

Posted By: Hips Tan - Friday, May 15, 2015

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Singapore, 15 May - Following a Minister's completely and totally logical explanation that unaccredited degrees are okay as candidates for employment should still be judged on their previous work experience and whether they thought it was a genuine bona-fide degree when they attended the university consisting of a small room in a shophouse in Chinatown, interest in unaccredited degrees has risen dramatically.

Being a public service that is responsive to the needs of citizens, a new department to deal with queries on unaccredited degrees has been set up and it will be called the UDC (Unaccredited Degree Centre). It is believed the centre will be staffed by moderators previously made redundant when Ministers blocked all the people who were commenting on their Facebook pages, and there were no more comments to delete.

A task force will also be set up to investigate the viability of a national unaccredited school. "Since the government is promoting degree mills, we should at least have control of the standards of degrees, especially the paper they are printed on." said a government spokesperson. It is believed the degree mill will be set up in an industrial area near the airport or the immigration department to integrate operations and achieve operational efficiencies. "We have big hopes for these degree centres, as they will probably overtake SIM and Australian universities in prestige in Singapore in no time, and will spur people to get better work experience as they are more strictly evaluated on their work experience if they have an unaccredited degree."

About Hips Tan

Hips Tan can be found sipping her latte at a cafe in Tiong Bahru, where she writes her articles. She thinks that LimpehFT, asingaporeanson and other bloggers are pussies who sit on the toilet seat when they do a piss, and are too soft to write this shit.

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