Dear Editor,
Ms. Tah Gong Zhai might look like your ordinary office lady, but you will be surprised when you hear of her achievements. Ms. Tah has complained about it being Monday for the last 52 weeks of the year, and for every year of her working life for the last 25 years, making it an amazing 1,300 fucking times consecutively that she has complained about it being Monday and having Monday blues.
With the advent of social media and technology, Ms. Tah Gong Zhai has also managed to post Facebook status updates about it being Monday, as some people might not have realised that it was Monday, and that it being Monday means having a phenomenon called Monday blues even if you don't have to work or sit around gossiping and taking two hour lunches anyway. These include works of art, or words written in big, colourful, meaningful-like fonts on a colourful background to make them sound meaningful or look interesting.
I would like to praise her for her determination, and her representation of the everyday proletariat, as she takes a humble BMW driven by her General Manager husband to work, and represents the community at grassroots level, and encourage more people to write in with pointless, politically correct letters like these that makes even the writer wonder what the fuck he is writing.
- Messi Di Sousah
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